Big Brother Auditionz

Gussumm! gussum... Salamalaiken! sanjeev recently applied for big brother izit, so im going to blog my audition, this is what i said to them on my application cassette record ;););)

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Ahhh Salamz, mi names Sanjeev... Sanjeev Patel but mi brothers call me Sanjeevus or MC Sugar Khan. I like cricket... gentleman sport init, keeps me healthy and slim like a real asian brother should be. I like to spend my free time crusing down mi main street Audley or helping out good old Javid at corner shop. Me got business man of the year 99 with mi own business "sanjeev's chicken palace", it was takeaway heaven but unfortunatly some gora let a rat loose in the kitchen when the health and safety brothers where checking it up init, lost mi business :(. I think il be good in the house because im a community boy and i love living with the brothers, im an entertainer and sometimes i show my bits. If your lucky i will shave my beard tash off but only if you let me on, anywahh easy brother, me going to go now and do mi biz with javid ahmed, respect to the cuz, community has your back izit, guusummm !