First Album Ever Init!

Ahhhh Salamzz, easy bruv! me here today to talk about mi first album ever init. here is the story init. When i was a young asian boy back on the streets of Audley! me and mi main bruvs used to listen to number 1 gangsta hip hop artist 20 Yen, he was like a hero init! all mi main bruvs had his new album "get rich die cheaper" init and i never, so i asked papa if i could work in shop to earn some cashh to get down to HMV and get mi 20 yen album, after 3 weeks of working 14 hour shifts me earned mi much needed £4.99 for mi album, so mi got mi uncle Kahn to take me down in his astraaaaa init, got mi album and i was a happy asian! Gussum!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh PK!

PK foods (pronounced "Pee-Kay") Audley Range - Blackburn UK

Ahhhhh salamalaiken!!!! me hear to talk about mi main shop PK! Pk is like a brother to me, always there when i need it! always stock up in me warburtons toastie loaf init! got me samosas from there and mi PILAL RICE! ahhh salamalaikem! there is nothing better than pulling up outside PK! with mi toyota corolla and buyin samosa's with the bruv's. Biggest respect goes out to mi main man Mr PK! who owns PK foods! community has your back bruva!

The True Meaning Of Gussum!

ahhhh salamalaikem! easy bruva's me hear today init to tell you what gussum means! for those of you who know me and mi main bruv bilal! you will hear us say gussum alot init. thats because it stands for "Trust Me" and as a main bruv in the community, we wanna be trusted by the people! ahhhhh GUSSUMMM! sooo if you hear me say gussum! trust me ;) init because im trustworthy like a toyota isit! easy brother!

Alan Sugar Bloody Racist!

Ahhh Salamalaikem!

Bloody watching apprentice init, what the faj! whyy did he get rid of the main bruv maj! he is the best apprentice there! fuckin gora jew ghandu sugar! he dont know what he is doing, gussum gussum! who is alan sugar! my business is better than his shitty arm shed! or amstrad what ever its called... PK! audley range bruv home of the apprentices and businesses of the year init

Guilty Pleasure Init!

GUILTY PLEASURE INIT!

ahhh salamalaiken! gussum!, we all have guilty pleasure, even madonna have guilty pleasure, here is another one of my guilty pleasures, respect to the big man, this guy is like biggie small! greatest rapper in the community yeah, Introducing 20 yen.... bit like 50 cent but japanease and cheaper! INIT BRUVA! download his sick tunes on TunesI for your Ipord, love 20 yen, biggest gangsta! dr dre khan doesnt even come close, but he a bruva izit!

Ghandi Gora

GHANDI GORA! ..... GHANDU!

Asalamalakem Gussum gussum! easy brother...

me not blogged init for a while yeah, gonna talk a little about mine and bilals good friend gora ghandi (joe hartsthorn). Gussumm! gonna give you the basics init, Gora means whitey (or white male) and ghandi is the famous bruvaa Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, he was a gentleman and a good man in the community, well Gora Ghandi is White Peicemaker or skinny white boy which joe Gora ghandi is init! gussum.

Gora Ghandi think he is black because he live up audley! but he aint a real bruva, ohh no no no no no! what a vulnerable little white boy, but he wants to be a bruva and so the community has your back izit, gussum! GHANDU! GORA! izzzzzIT! corolla! PK!

Big Brother Auditionz

Gussumm! gussum... Salamalaiken! sanjeev recently applied for big brother izit, so im going to blog my audition, this is what i said to them on my application cassette record ;););)

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Ahhh Salamz, mi names Sanjeev... Sanjeev Patel but mi brothers call me Sanjeevus or MC Sugar Khan. I like cricket... gentleman sport init, keeps me healthy and slim like a real asian brother should be. I like to spend my free time crusing down mi main street Audley or helping out good old Javid at corner shop. Me got business man of the year 99 with mi own business "sanjeev's chicken palace", it was takeaway heaven but unfortunatly some gora let a rat loose in the kitchen when the health and safety brothers where checking it up init, lost mi business :(. I think il be good in the house because im a community boy and i love living with the brothers, im an entertainer and sometimes i show my bits. If your lucky i will shave my beard tash off but only if you let me on, anywahh easy brother, me going to go now and do mi biz with javid ahmed, respect to the cuz, community has your back izit, guusummm !