Ahhhhh Crazy Doctor Init!

Ahhhhhhhh Salamalaikem, me been coming down with an illness init, mi main bruva javid khan told me i could have the swine flu init but no i no eat pig forbidden init no halal. anyway he reccomend i go see doctar ahmed, the crazy doctor at audley range init! he so crazy he smoke sheesha all day on the job like a naughty bruva init. so i see him and he go psycho on me init, fucking chase me with needle! crazy nigger! but he told me i have no swine flu init, so me a happy bruva init, no sad feelings! gussum

Bloody Heart Broken Init!

ahhh salams, sanjeev is a very sad bruva today!, i have had my heart broken izit! :( well there was this girl! super hot indian girl back home! papa show me picture of her with vale on init so i thought "ahhh isit i want her" so my papa arranged get us married init! so i went to india to meet this sweet hot chick init but to my disgust! she was a GORA! blooody wasnt even thinkinnnnnnng! i was heart broken! i wanted black indian virgin with wide eyes! :( fucking gora muslims! they think they are black but they are white init! stay back in england init no go tricking bruva's init! fucking HARAMZADAM!! gussum!

Sanjeev Is Back and Blacker than Ever isit

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Salams

me here to talk about mi come back on blogblog init, me been away for a few month, went back home to india init to visit my main bruva Ahmed!, he just baught a new buffalo and he let me have a go on it init. Just come back from india only a day ago init, sold my car izit and baught myself an ASTRAAAAAAAA! i will blog my new car very soon init but for now il let you get teasing of it init, suprise you gussum. Anyway im off now to get a samosa with papa, manchester sweet shop on whalley range IZIT! very tasty hmmmmmm but dont say i told you init, on a diet! no food... forbidden init. gussummm! anyway gudrathezzzzz bruvas