Ahhhh mi new shop init!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh easy bruva! salamalaiken! gussum!

me hear today to talk about mi new corner shop! its called Sanjeev newsagents and its on audley range! easy bruv! init!. mi new shop has all sorts of stuff so if you come down mi main man javid will work in shop and help you find a great deal init!, no alcohol though forbidden init! dirty gora drink! naughty naughty! cassum! anyway me hope me savin you pennys init! check out mi new shop! PK!

Ahhh Modify Init

Ahhhh mi pimped my ride init!

lets go cruizing down audley in my pimped out slab!

Recent MSN Convo with Ahmed izit

easy bruva, salamalaikem! me blogging a recent convo i had on msn with mi main bruv ahmed sajadson:

Sanjeev - Ahhh salamalaiken Ahmed isit!

Ahmed - ahhh salamzzz, easy bruva?

Sanjeev - ahhh isit? me safe bruv! gussum!

Ahmed - Ahh isit, same here you flannel!

Sanjeev - cassum?

Ahmed - Yeah Man easy!

Sanjeev - ahh you fancy coming with me down audley!?

Ahmed - ahh why not eh, fancy goin PK izit?

Sanjeev - ahhh yeh bruv init, gotta be back for 6 though init, top gear on init!

Ahmed - Ahh top gear? they have any corolla's izit?

Sanjeev - dunno init! wait for gora jeramy to tell us init

Ahmed - Gussum! safe bruv

Ahhh Nando's

Ahhhhhh salamz!

me and mi main bruv Bilal went in the car to nando's izit!, at first i felt nervous init because chicken might not of been halal isit! but when i got there mi main bruv bilal told me its halal chicken so i eat it! pushed in queue init and got table! PRIORITY INIT! me and bilal sat down and had romantic meal together whilst staring at the sexy gora nando worker! Cassum!