Reviewing My Car Init

Ahhhhh easy bruva's, gussum!, sanjeev and javid here to give you bruv's a quick review of my car init, baught it of mi big cuz Irfan, biggest respect goes to him and the khan family, the community has your back bruva

anyway init lets get to the review, mi car is a 1991 toyota corrola izit, with a 2.0 liter engine init, it was supposed to be a 1.3 but mi main bruv heskey-boi worked his black majik on it and managed to squeeze a beast of a engine in it, drives like lewis hamilton khan init

the car goes very very fast indeed, perfect for driving down audley with the gussums, or even whalley range with the cuzens izit, easy brother, it aint got power steering because i broke it init, but its reyt because pussy drive power steering cars, we is strong init... gussum, the car can fit 5 people or 34 pakistany brothers if you want, a great bargin for any black asian young driver looking to score some gori pussy ;)

Audley Riders - Sanjeev Patel

Ahh Salamz, i have wrote a new song init, featuring biggest bruv javid khan!, its called audley riders! here goes

Sanjeev Patel - Audley Riders feat Javid Khan

(verse 1)

ahh salamz & welcome to the weekendz...

going down audley cruising round the fast bendz

if your a gora we better not bite yah because sanjeev...

is an audley rider

(chorus)

going down the main street cruising with the bad lads...

park up at PK and greet the bruvas bad dads 

if you see me, crusing with a G...

were audley riders and we ride easy (javid - easiiii) 

(verse 2)

we be a victim of racist yobsters...

gora better know we fight like lobsters

attack by one & attack by 3...

gora going down, he'll never be a G

(chorus)

going down the main street cruising with the bad lads

park up at PK and greet the bruvas bad dads 

if you see me, crusing with a G

were audley riders and we ride easy

(verse 3)

javid khan hanging out the window...

smoking dope and rapping to the beat yoo

sanjeev patel doing all the driving...

together the bruvs are audley riding

(chorus)

going down the main street cruising with the bad lads

park up at PK and greet the bruvas bad dads 

if you see me, crusing with a G

were audley riders and we ride easy

together we are audley ridersssssss (javid - audleyy riders)

Audley Riders

(javid) thats all we be Audley riders (sanjeev - audley riders)

audley riders

Tribute to Hero izit!

ahhh i have always wanted to give tribute to my long lost hero init, uncle bens is a brother who has always been there for me, he has never let the community down! him and his wonderful curry sauces have always brung a tingle to my tastebuds, this bruva is a gussum!, always a brother, never a gora! big up to the uncle of the brova's, mr uncle bens patel hussain khan javid! PK!

Apprentice init

bruvaa's watchin apprentice, bigg upp to my main cuz alan sugar (white relatives init) big gora knows how to do abit of business init, ahh but he not as good as me at business, sanjeev own his own taxi firm init, driving to and from jobz very quickly for a living! AUDLEY!

Pigeon on crossing zeeeebra init

ahhh gussum!

today init i was driving with bilal near vue cinema, and i saw a pigeon walking down path init, i thought to myself maybe it will try and cross the zebra crossing, soo i speeded my car down and allowed the pigeon to cross zeeeebra crossing init, i am proud .... GUSSUM! bilal was very pleased, i made him do a laugh! ha ha ha gussum gussum... PK!

Ahh Guilty Pleasure init

Ahhh Salamalaiken, gussum gussum, we all have guilty pleasure init, but we hate to admit it, i must say my guilty pleasure is dev patel init, he soo hot in slumdog millionaire i would turn gora for him, forbidden init, but guilty charge init!

Gora & Gori

Bloody gora and gori think they good, because they iz white init, but they dont realise that bruva'z are back in town!, AHHH GORA! and AHHH GORI! bloody drinking their beer juices and kicking soccer ball around a field. cricket init, its the way forward init! dont play bloody gora sport! play brother sport, cricket is a gentleman sport init and i am gentle man AHHH SALAMALAIKEN! 

Ahh Salamalaiken

Introduction to myself init, im sanjeev patel hussain, brother of bilal patel, no no no no no! not that bilal patel... no no no not that bilal patel, ahhh but THAT BILAL PATEL! ahhh salamalaiken. gussum gussum gussum, anyway easy brother me hear to tell you about my blog init? well i will be bloging my mind init, spreading the thoughts to the bruvz init, giving you a flava of my imagination and maybe a couple of curry reviews init, well anyway easy brother, gussum & tee gayy!