Bruva Back In Town!!!!!!

ahhhhhhhh salams, me been gone for abit init, had some family issues (bruva disagreed with father over potential wife back home in india, so it got kinda messy init) but no worry... Sanjeev back to audley to provide blog for community init :D

I bet you young bruva's have been wondering what sanjeev has been up to lately init? well i've been back and forth from india helping disadvantaged bruvas tame the buffalo init, getting out of controll CRAZY BUFFALO, but we managed to calm it down init by giving it a can of carlsberg init, Forbidden but buffalo a christian init wears st georges cross like a propa whitey!

Came back home other day on airtrain and got me main bruva bilal to pick me up from airport in his ASTRAAAAAAAAAAAA! he got 2 litre engine but he told insurance gora's its only got a 1.4 init so cheap premium! went cruising down audley meeting the community just like old times! went pk for a bit of fresh produce and then went home to play some Brian Lara Cricket! proper kipper init!

I'd like to welcome our new sponsor. Cottage Chicken! PROPA HALAL init! respect goes out to the takeaway, community has your back!

Ahhhhh Crazy Doctor Init!

Ahhhhhhhh Salamalaikem, me been coming down with an illness init, mi main bruva javid khan told me i could have the swine flu init but no i no eat pig forbidden init no halal. anyway he reccomend i go see doctar ahmed, the crazy doctor at audley range init! he so crazy he smoke sheesha all day on the job like a naughty bruva init. so i see him and he go psycho on me init, fucking chase me with needle! crazy nigger! but he told me i have no swine flu init, so me a happy bruva init, no sad feelings! gussum

Bloody Heart Broken Init!

ahhh salams, sanjeev is a very sad bruva today!, i have had my heart broken izit! :( well there was this girl! super hot indian girl back home! papa show me picture of her with vale on init so i thought "ahhh isit i want her" so my papa arranged get us married init! so i went to india to meet this sweet hot chick init but to my disgust! she was a GORA! blooody wasnt even thinkinnnnnnng! i was heart broken! i wanted black indian virgin with wide eyes! :( fucking gora muslims! they think they are black but they are white init! stay back in england init no go tricking bruva's init! fucking HARAMZADAM!! gussum!

Sanjeev Is Back and Blacker than Ever isit

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Salams

me here to talk about mi come back on blogblog init, me been away for a few month, went back home to india init to visit my main bruva Ahmed!, he just baught a new buffalo and he let me have a go on it init. Just come back from india only a day ago init, sold my car izit and baught myself an ASTRAAAAAAAA! i will blog my new car very soon init but for now il let you get teasing of it init, suprise you gussum. Anyway im off now to get a samosa with papa, manchester sweet shop on whalley range IZIT! very tasty hmmmmmm but dont say i told you init, on a diet! no food... forbidden init. gussummm! anyway gudrathezzzzz bruvas

Ahhhh mi new shop init!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh easy bruva! salamalaiken! gussum!

me hear today to talk about mi new corner shop! its called Sanjeev newsagents and its on audley range! easy bruv! init!. mi new shop has all sorts of stuff so if you come down mi main man javid will work in shop and help you find a great deal init!, no alcohol though forbidden init! dirty gora drink! naughty naughty! cassum! anyway me hope me savin you pennys init! check out mi new shop! PK!

Ahhh Modify Init

Ahhhh mi pimped my ride init!

lets go cruizing down audley in my pimped out slab!

Recent MSN Convo with Ahmed izit

easy bruva, salamalaikem! me blogging a recent convo i had on msn with mi main bruv ahmed sajadson:

Sanjeev - Ahhh salamalaiken Ahmed isit!

Ahmed - ahhh salamzzz, easy bruva?

Sanjeev - ahhh isit? me safe bruv! gussum!

Ahmed - Ahh isit, same here you flannel!

Sanjeev - cassum?

Ahmed - Yeah Man easy!

Sanjeev - ahh you fancy coming with me down audley!?

Ahmed - ahh why not eh, fancy goin PK izit?

Sanjeev - ahhh yeh bruv init, gotta be back for 6 though init, top gear on init!

Ahmed - Ahh top gear? they have any corolla's izit?

Sanjeev - dunno init! wait for gora jeramy to tell us init

Ahmed - Gussum! safe bruv